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doesthewindythingIt so happens John's having a dream. And it's likely that someone else is in there having the same dream.
It's a simple dream, really. John's just re-enacting one of those scenes from Con Air with the bunny.LIKE KARKAT SAW THAT ONE TIME What's he giving the bunny to? Probably you, or just putting it on the bed. He's just being weird.
It's a simple dream, really. John's just re-enacting one of those scenes from Con Air with the bunny.
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Date: 2012-01-30 06:34 am (UTC)Okay no, he's just staring at you incredulously because, what the fuck is this and why is it happening.] Seriously? Of all the things you can dream, it's some shitty scene from Con Air? Jegus christ, can you stop having a Nic Cage boner for a second of your life?
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Date: 2012-01-30 06:40 am (UTC)also what's wrong with re-enacting one of my favorite movies?
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Date: 2012-01-30 06:42 am (UTC)[You can't see the eye roll.] Did we forget the part where Con Air was a shitty as fuck movie?
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Date: 2012-01-30 06:45 am (UTC)well that's kind of creepy but whatever
besides this scene was still really awesome and you did give me the bunny
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Date: 2012-01-30 06:56 am (UTC)I gave you the bunny out of (sincere) irony. It was a shitty movie and all of it was shitty.
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Date: 2012-01-30 07:03 am (UTC)might as well use it for something i guess
it's a dream anyway
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Date: 2012-01-30 07:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-30 07:23 am (UTC)that's all kinds of weird and creepy
seriously why would you even suggest that
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Date: 2012-01-30 07:31 am (UTC)No little dark secrets that only the derpy Egbert knows? Because I would hate to come across the realization you might be more innocent then I thought you were.
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Date: 2012-01-31 05:47 am (UTC)but i guess dream bubbles don't work like that? or maybe they do
i dont know
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Date: 2012-02-04 12:29 am (UTC)They're dreams in bubble form. Just in the land of shitty sessions and bullshit shenanigans, we can apparently go into them and harass said dreamer.
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Date: 2012-01-30 06:39 am (UTC)But this is it, the face to face meeting she's been preparing for since the plan for the Scratch came around. She's been holding off because she knows he won't recognize her the way she recognizes him. What if she freaks him out? Well, she can't sit here forever. So she flits off her branch, leaning in his window.
"Egbert, no matter how many times you do that you will never be able to replicate that rugged human from your movie."
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Date: 2012-01-30 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-30 06:54 am (UTC)She knows it was coming, the he wouldn't recognize her. But it still kind of hurts her in some silly way that she doesn't really understand.
"John, I'm hurt. You don't even recognize the troll responsible for all of your success?"
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Date: 2012-01-30 07:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-30 07:09 am (UTC)Her eyes search his face, before she rolls them. "Your God Tier success. Helloooooooo, did you fall and hit your head or are you naturally this oblivious?"
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Date: 2012-01-30 07:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-30 07:34 am (UTC)"So are you going to invite me in or do I have to stay outside like this?? You're such a rude host, John!"
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Date: 2012-01-31 06:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-02 02:05 am (UTC)"What a boring respiteblock!"
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Date: 2012-01-30 06:54 am (UTC)"Hello, John. May I ask why you choose snowmen as your benefactor of choice for this particular re-enactment?"
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Date: 2012-01-30 07:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-30 07:04 am (UTC)She settled to the ground. "Incidentally, these could use some improvements. Perhaps a tentacle or two?"
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Date: 2012-01-31 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-31 07:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-31 06:45 am (UTC)"John, I am pretty sure that you are being incredibly silly."
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Date: 2012-01-31 06:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-01 12:52 am (UTC)