DREAM BUBBLE SHENANIGANS (all HS muses are welcome/separate threads please!)

[doesthewindything]

It so happens John's having a dream. And it's likely that someone else is in there having the same dream.

It's a simple dream, really. John's just re-enacting one of those scenes from Con Air with the bunny. LIKE KARKAT SAW THAT ONE TIME What's he giving the bunny to? Probably you, or just putting it on the bed. He's just being weird.

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[fabricates]

Vriska arched a brow, watching from her perch on the tree branch outside his window. He was such a dork, even when no one was watching.

But this is it, the face to face meeting she's been preparing for since the plan for the Scratch came around. She's been holding off because she knows he won't recognize her the way she recognizes him. What if she freaks him out? Well, she can't sit here forever. So she flits off her branch, leaning in his window.

"Egbert, no matter how many times you do that you will never be able to replicate that rugged human from your movie."

[doesthewindything]

"I can try, at least!" Though that voice is very unfamiliar. John turns around and looks at the girl at his window. "Wait, I've never seen you before. Who are you?"

[fabricates]

"You're always going to fail at it, you really shouldn't even try."

She knows it was coming, the he wouldn't recognize her. But it still kind of hurts her in some silly way that she doesn't really understand.

"John, I'm hurt. You don't even recognize the troll responsible for all of your success?"

[doesthewindything]

"Troll? I don't think I've ever met any of you trolls." Come to think of it, she didn't look like a human. So she must be a troll indeed. "You're responsible for my success? What success?" Clueless is his middle name, but he really doesn't remember anyone being solely responsible for his success.

[fabricates]

"Of course you haven't. Not yet anyway. But you're going to meet-" Oh right, she died. This was the only way he was going to get to see her. There was no Scratch, not for her anyway. But she can't tell John that. "You'll meet us eventually."

Her eyes search his face, before she rolls them. "Your God Tier success. Helloooooooo, did you fall and hit your head or are you naturally this oblivious?"

[doesthewindything]

Naturally perhaps. As if it suddenly dawned on him that she was right, he nodded. "Oh, right! My God Tier." Although currently he wasn't as used to being God Tier yet as he'd like to be. "So that means you're... Vriska?"

[fabricates]

"Finally! Way to insult the girl who's done so much for you." She grins at him, showing rows of razor sharp teeth with the gesture.

"So are you going to invite me in or do I have to stay outside like this?? You're such a rude host, John!"

[doesthewindything]

"Oh! Sorry! Come in, I guess." Wow, yeah that was definitely Vriska. Acted just like her.

[fabricates]

She slipped through the window, wings disappearing so as not to get caught on the frame. She looked around, despite having seen the room before from watching his timeline. Still, it was different when she was actually standing in it. She hadn't thought she'd get the chance, being in another universe and all.

"What a boring respiteblock!"